June 2013
do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
WHEN YOU SCARE AWAY A SHARK IN ANIMAL CROSSING
*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*
haha so hard being famous.. you know walking down the street and people recognising you,pointing.. laughing.. caling you ‘chick who pooped her pants at that birthday party last week and then cried for six hours’ haha pretty crazy
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
remember when icarly was still airing
let it go freddy
“you aren’t even that fat!!”

