My time has come
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
you tried your best lotad and that’s what counts.
what is going on in heaven is for real
my mom is watching in the other room and first some guy preaches and then he breaks his leg and passes kidney stones and then they go to denver and then the kid’s appendix ruptures
"an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters will inevitably produce the works of shakespeare" yes but those same infinite monkeys will produce the works of hitler, and youre connected to this entire racist monkey operation
Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”
"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"