hello 911 help school is killing me
Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.
I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and hello
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not